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If you woke up one morning...

... and saw me in your bed what would you do?

You're allowed to pick as many as needed.

1) go back to sleep
2) slap me
3) cuss me out
4) just tell me to leave
5) cuddle
6) make me breakfast
7) ask me my name
8) call the cops
9) kiss me
10) laugh
11) smile
12) ask, "Aren't you on face book?"..
13) swear to never drink again
14) have sex with me
15) "What the fuck?"
16) other (explain)

Repost and see just what people get up to with you in their bed. You might be surprised!

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Fair enough...

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
I was enjoying a leisurely bike ride in a rural neighborhood where I'd never been. The houses were sparsely placed amidst overgrown meadows. The temperature was balmy. My endorphins had kicked in and the fragrance of wildflowers had rendered me giddy. Then my mood shifted suddenly. While rolling downhill on a one-lane road, I hit a speed bump--freakishly, unexpectedly, right in the middle of paradise. Why was it there? My bike stopped cold and I flew through the air, landing awkwardly. The damage was minimal, and the shock was a bit invigorating. Still, I advise you, Virgo, to watch out for and avoid a comparable speed bump out there in the frontier you're exploring. There's no inherent karmic necessity for you to experience an inconvenient interruption like mine. Add 10 percent more caution to your roving and rambling.