Poly, Kinky Child

[locus_ofcontro]

OK...

So my daughter is talking in the car this morning about sending cards and letters to the people she misses. On that list is a little boy (P) from her old daycare that started big kid school in Sept 06 so she hasn't SEEN him since before that. He did come to her bday party last april.

She says to me that she told her daycare provider, Rachel about him as her boyfriend. Then she proudly announces that she has 2 boyfriends. HIM and trinshadow's weeboy.
I asked her which one is the better boyfriend. She tells me, BOTH...then says, well I"m weeboy's GIRLFRIEND but P is her boyfriend. I ask her what makes him her boyfriend.....

she says cause he's mean to me and he pushed me off the firetruck!!!!!


*here's me, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF behind the car so she doesn't see me*

Comments

[kseniia.livejournal.com]

OK, I know I've said it before, but you have one of THE CUTEST kids I have ever met. That and, well, you know that little girls have a tendency to end up like their mother, right?

[suburban-mom.livejournal.com]

oh my, i think i'm going to have to call the authorities. Clearly you are teaching your daughter liberating concepts like polyamoury and the like. I'm not sure I'm going to feel comfortable letting my straight, moral and monogamous son [and by extension family] socialize with you

[really tries to keep a straight face thru all this, fails miserably]

Remind me to tell you about boobies too.